Best Advice My Parents Ever Gave Me
Dad: Are you thinking about going to grad school for philosophy?
Jeff: I suppose then I could just find some way of imagining that I have lots of cool gadgets and convincing myself that they're real, instead of learning how to actually build them.
Dad: You don't need to do that, all you need is to find the right drugs.
Jeff: Gee thanks, I never would've thought of that.
